Saturday, December 09, 2006

Holly Jolly Christmas? MY ASS!

Oh god, today was so stressful!
Today i was woken up at 7 o'clock, and it was SATURDAY, which i ALWAYS sleep in on, so i was like, "...eh? wtf?" and my mom was all, "COME ON! LETS GO TO SHONEY'S!!! <3"
I was all, "...... zzzz...." So i slept for another three hours, and by then she had decided to cook breakfast, so that settled that.
I went on the computer and checked my gaia status, then played my flute. I'm getting better at playing the high notes, but i didnt do my scales in two minutes like i have to for regionals... yeah, i have to do those, too. HA HA, right? Anyway, i did my scales in a little over two minutes, ugh. Then i find out we're going SHOPPING! in like, thirty seconds -.-
So i hurry up and get ready, then i find out that i'm not actually going for ME, but we're going to get a suit for my grandma's brother, who deserves it because he and my g-ma gave us like, 2G for kitchen renovations. So, we go to JCPenny's, which is packed like the rest of the mall since it's holiday shopping time, and then go to Belk's because my mom didn't like the shirts at JCP's. Belk's was having a sale until one, where there was supposed to be mp3 players for 25 bucks each. I was like, "WHOO!" when i saw them in the paper, but by the time we had gotten there they were sold out ;.;
My mom was like, "Maybe you should've gotten up sooner, then we could've gotter some."
Yeah, right. If that had happened it would've turned out the same, because you would have lagged all day! Anyway, we left Belk's and looked at the calendar thing set up in the mall for christmas, and i got Yaigmie a calendar, and my mom got me a really cool calendar. It's of cowboys with six packs and no shirts <33 buaha!
Anyway, it got worse later. We went to Payless Shoestore for my sisters, and they each got two shoes. I needed shoes for my white dress, but there weren't any good ones. We then bought drinks and pretzels at Great American Cookies, and listened to a harpist in front of the fountain. There was a santa dude taking pictures, and a huge line going around the fountain... of course my little sister wanted to join it -.-
Instead, we stood there while my mom talked to my dad about a ring, since her's got stolen-
i mean, misplaced. Anyway, i had to watch both of my two little sisters AND all of our stuff, then we went back to JCP's and got my granduncle some pants to go with his shirt. I had to entertain my little sister while my 8 year old sister ran around the stores, and i pushed my three year old sister around in a stroller that was freaking broken and had everyone's coat and purchases on it D<
Then i stood in front of the store, watching everything and everyone, AGAIN, while they looked at rings. My parents bought a 1G ring, and owe 800 dollars now. Meanwhile, my littlest sister is getting fidgety, and by fidgety i mean screaming and crying, and sliding out of the stroller. My eight year old sister is sitting all over the ground because "she needs to sit doooown!" So my dad tells them to sit on one of the benches that are filled with people. One only had a little old lady on it, so i put my baby on it, and my other sister wouldn't sit next to the lady. Instead, she sat on the arm of the chair, pushing my four year old sister out of the way. Of course, then she started screaming and crying again, so i picked her up and held her, then she wanted down, so when i put her down she laid on the ground and scooted away from me. My dad and i each took an arm, and she cried more because it hurt her. I picked her up again, then she wanted mommy, who was still looking at rings. So we went over, and eventually got to leave.
Then when we got home i played some backyard tennis, and waited for my older sister to get around to going to the mall too, because she was supposed to go with her friends. Instead, she got my mom all pissed off, and we had to wait another hour and a half for her to cool down enough to take us. We tried to go to the post office and cash out our mail order from my other grandma, but it was closed by the time we got there, joy. We went to the mall, and dropped my sister off while my mom and i went to the ATM. There i got all emotional about how i have sisters and all kinds of stuff and friends and blah. PMS, i guess... o.o"
We went to the mall- AGAIN, and i went to Hot Topic. I got my friends their presents, except for Taz and Nims, because their gifts aren't in the mall. Then my sister looked at dresses at Charolette Russe, and found two. One was red and kinda cute, and the other was a white tube dress that looked just adorable on her, but it was too small, and we almost broke the zipper. So we went to the Body Shop, which always had the cutest dresses, and she looked at some, but didn't like any of them. I, instead, looked at a cute little blue one with a halter and a diamond- looking brooch in the center, and it looks so cute on me! Except, i looked at it and saw my little bit of fat sticking out on my stomach. It pisses me off, because my stomach could be small, but i have a little flab of fat on the bottom of my stomach that says otherwise, and i have huge upper arms and thighs. Anyway, i still got the dress, only i got a large in case i get taller or bigger and want to still wear it. I decided that would be my confirmation dress, since my white one is really dressy, and too prom like. My white one will be my christmas dress, instead. Plus i was like, ".... OMFG, ERIC AND CHELEN GO TO MY CHURCH! AAAH!!!" And they're getting confirmed with me, along with three other people who go to my church. So, i didn't want to look like, retarded with an overly showwy dress, or look fat.
We went back to Charolette Russe and got the two dresses my sister wanted, because we found the dress that was too small for her in a larger size and different color. There, i found out that i would be wearing my overly showwy dress to church and Outback Steakhouse for christmas! OMG! O.O wah!
...oh well, i can make everyone go, "ooooh..." >3 lol
So, we went outside to find our car, which was the white truck of my dad's, so we knew it would be impossible since it seems like EVERYONE has that car. We went the wrong way in the parking lot, and had to walk to the other side of the mall to get to our car. We couldn't find it because the horn is like, really gay, but still totally cute, lol. So we went to Chuckie Cheese's to get my four year old sister's b-day party information, and then went home. My sister had a dance to go to, so she dressed and left, and her friend is staying here because she's sleeping over. I tried on my two dresses, and my breasts look like, even more miniscule than normal without a bra on. I'm like, "What, do i wear a push-up or something? wtf!?" But my family and sister's friend all love my dresses. And i think i look ah-dorable in them. I'm just nervous about being seen by my whole church in the white one, and seen by five kids from my school and the church BISHOP in the blue one. Yikes.... *sweatdrop*

THE super-flying-squirrel-queen,
Daphne!~

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